And then Andy Rooney said, 25 Jan 2001 2001-01-25 2001-01-25 andy-rooney, comedy And then Andy Rooney said, " Why do we drive on the parkway , but park on the driveway ? "... 1 25 Jan 2001 andy-rooney andy-rooney comedy comedy And then Andy Rooney said, And then Andy Rooney said, "Why do we drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway?"